ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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