The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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