How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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