no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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