So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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