We need to rekindle our bromance
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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