ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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