I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I can text with my tongue
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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