We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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