worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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