yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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