I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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