my mouth tastes like poor choices
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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