In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Actions speak louder than pants.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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