I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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