How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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