I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Text me some of your sweat
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