Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on. http://tfl.nu/1170
  Replies (7) Good night (1323) Bad night (561) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning http://tfl.nu/zcz6
  Replies (33) Good night (2936) Bad night (650) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working... http://tfl.nu/rly7
  Replies (20) Good night (1050) Bad night (3259) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair http://tfl.nu/hvec
  Replies (25) Good night (1105) Bad night (3465) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (828): what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before http://tfl.nu/qvbs
  Replies (7) Good night (567) Bad night (2989) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (212): View more from New York

  Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (212): Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers" http://tfl.nu/w9dn
  Replies (8) Good night (3663) Bad night (649) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it. http://tfl.nu/9gem
  Replies (48) Good night (1700) Bad night (5799) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15. http://tfl.nu/ngxx
  Replies (16) Good night (619) Bad night (2123)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own http://tfl.nu/8p1h
  Replies (3) Good night (1129) Bad night (440) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night http://tfl.nu/n6zz
  Replies (3) Good night (1829) Bad night (421) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food. http://tfl.nu/gt6w
  Replies (11) Good night (2572) Bad night (364) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!! http://tfl.nu/esz2
  Replies (4) Good night (1192) Bad night (280) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops. http://tfl.nu/e530
  Replies (13) Good night (1449) Bad night (595)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style? (832): You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush. http://tfl.nu/9cao
  Replies (3) Good night (244) Bad night (705)
• Favorite

  (801): View more from Utah

  I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (801): I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner! http://tfl.nu/dody
  Replies (4) Good night (560) Bad night (233) Order T-Shirt

Randomize