Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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