if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We're like a lot better than the average bears
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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