This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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