I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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