I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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