Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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