your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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