i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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