if i died would you start the facebook group?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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