i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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