I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you traded sex for a burrito?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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