I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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