guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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