just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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