fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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