her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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