I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize