So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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