dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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