I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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