i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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