Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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