Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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