never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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