They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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