Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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