But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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