We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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