Non-Jews are for practice
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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