he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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