I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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