suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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