Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Farmville is her only friend.
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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